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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

And now we step to the rhythm of miracles.--from The Light, That Never Dies

Scientists are in the strange position of being confronted daily by the indisputable fact of their own consciousness, yet with no way of explaining it.

If you want to change the culture, you will have to start by changing the organization.

Oh boy, when you're with me. Oh boy, I want the world to see that you were meant for me.

[A writer] should try not to be too far, personally, below the level of his work.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

In turbulent times, in times of great change, people head for the two extremes: fundamentalism and personal, spiritual experience.

Money and fame are very inconvenient and very problematic.

i can nourish myself on nothing but truth

Every person is a new door to a different world.