What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Keep in mind my friend, if an answer is not rational, then it is not an answer, but a delusion.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Any experience, which is not written, will be lost in time. Rich literature is lost forever.

Will there never be an end that also has a beginning? Will there never be continuity bridging the awful void between now and some other time, a time in the future, a time in the past?

You can't look at what's looking. You can't think about that which is prior to thought.

The hour of justice does not strike On the dials of this world.

I do not think that there is a reputable scientist on this planet who would advocate using this technology to generate a human child as was just announced.

The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once.

Leave for tomorrow what you can't do today.

I think what I want Disneyland to be most of all is a happy place - a place where adults and children can experience together some of the wonders of life, of adventure, and feel better because of it.