Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Relationships is not a game of amateurs is what people say..But they begin to foster between amateurs and become a reason to make them matured grown-ups!

What makes a Malazan soldier so dangerous? They’re allowed to think.

It’s hard to find good stories now.

Donald Trump has this ability to trigger. He makes that kind of gut appeal.

Politics is a place of humble hopes and strangely modest requirements, where all are good who are not criminal and all are wise who are not ridiculously otherwise.

If you can imagine it...it is real

It's one thing to say don't commit atrocities on the battlefield. It's another thing to say don't get caught doing atrocities.

If you want to be a Champion, you've got to feel like one, you've got to act like one, you've got to look like one.

I just want to give my love to God.

I don't care about going down in history as a great bull rider or bronc rider. I hope people will remember me as a great cowboy.