Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.

Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE.

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live.

When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know.

Having two women—one who can’t know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his life—is clearly difficult for him.

As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control.

Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

I can’t live without books, music and wonder.

A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.

When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing.

Quiet, deep breath after any prayer is another form of Amen.

And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time

Dream big, talk big, and turn your faith loose!

My running ambition is to keep doing it until I'm way past the point where I have any business running. Just to keep doing it throughout my whole life—to stay fit and feel good.

The hurt is not enough: I long for weight and strength. To feel the earth as rough to all my length

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.