Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

Ask yourself every couple of minutes, 'Can I go harder? Can I do more?' You've got so much power. Show me.

Happiness in the ordinary sense is not what one needs in life, though one is right to aim at it. The true satisfaction is to come through, and see those whom one lives come through.

I don't expect to get yesterday's medicine. If I can help it, I'd like to get tomorrow's medicine.

The mass of men are very easily imposed on. They have their runways in which they always travel, and are sure to fall into any pit or box-trap set therein.

Hunger is insolent, and will be fed.

Winning breeds winning.

I kind of like to look like a hobo.

FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.

I like the laughter that opens the lips and the heart, shows at the same time the pearls and the soul.