Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

Never allow anyone to define you! Just be you!

Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly rough.

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts ... take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

I'd much rather go out having America shocked than having America go, 'Eh, it was his time.'

Every once in a while you must go to cash, take a break, take a vacation. Don't try to play the market all the time. It can't be done, too tough on the emotions.

Shouldn't letting go be painless if you've never learned how to hold on?

I have so much to accomplish today that I must meditate for two hours instead of one.

Cheech [Marine] on the other hand, met [Barack] Obama and he knew right away who Cheech was. So that should tell you something.

Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us.

All beautiful things must end. Otherwise they are not beautiful.