Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

A sense of purpose is essential for achieving happiness and satisfaction in life.

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk.

I've worked with children all my life.

The impact of armed conflict on children is everyone's responsibility. And it must be everyone's concern.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

Good work in the building of my vessel stood me always in good stead.

I'm thinking of the audience as being ambient, meaning not sitting focused but being in the space and exploring it while listening to the players.

May the Mother of Jesus and our Mother, always smile on your spirit, obtaining for it, from her Most Holy Son, every heavenly blessing.

Keep this straight in your head: we are not fighting an alien invasion - we're leading a revolution. And today the battle begins.

I can really stomach anything so, as a result, I have watched a lot of really disgusting stuff that I should probably never have seen.