The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

You cannot change your destination overnight. You can change your direction.---Jim Rohn

Follow your heart and go with the flow".

Being told you are wrong or insulted, gives you an opportunity to practice decency and having a non-response internally.

I have often been adrift but I have always stayed afloat.

In some ways England is more liberal than France, but I also find it more intrusive. But when you go abroad you have to accept the ways of where you live. I have to respect that.

Brand equity doesn't change based on economic considerations.

Magna Charta is such a fellow, that he will have no sovereign

Northern Ireland is the world’s best kept secret, both in the character of its people and its scenery.

It's P for Progress not R for Recovery.

To feel the soul without explaining it, without vocabulary, and to represent this sensation.