Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Encouragement is a fire of flame. It refreshes the soul and revives the spirit.

All tastes are expressions of belief.

I think that if you can't be loyal to the Church, it's best to get out.

If you had a person in your life treating you the way you treat yourself, you would have gotten rid of them a long time ago.

Eve tasted the apple in the Garden of Eden in order to slake that intense thirst for knowledge that the simple pleasure of picking flowers and talking to Adam could not satisfy.

Once a champion, always a champion.

Being at a loss to resolve these questions, I am resolved to leave them without any resolution.

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

Dreams can be relentless tyrants.

I don't want to point out her flaws, but if I see her going on a self-destructive path, isn't it up to me as her friend to stop her?