Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Eternity to eternity, God is God.

The more you are grateful for what you have the more you can live fully in the present. When you live in the present moment the greater you can build stepping stones for a brighter future.

[In the 1960s]...you could take LSD but you couldn't wear a pantsuit.

The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that can be given us.

We are going to take care of our law enforcement because in some ways that's going hand in hand now more and more when you see what's going on.

I made efforts to swallow tears and to protect the species of the Japanese nation.

What sort of God would it be, who only pushed from without.

You hate Jesus because someone from the North Country said He was the Son of God. But you hate one another because each of you deems himself too great to be the brother of the next man.

Singing is an arduous business and it needs sacrifices.

The great thing as an actor is that I don't know what my agent is going to call me with next.