Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

So you're going to have to ask yourselves on simple question: Which one of us is speaking now?

The course of true love rarely runs smooth.

I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics.

Truly competent Literary Detectives are as rare as truthful men, Mr. Tweed -- you can see her potential as clearly as I can. Frightened of someone stealing your thunder, perhaps?

To achieve our goals we need perseverance

Only a starving man asks bread from a begger

The less you feed the ego, the stronger you will be.

I knew I wasn't the picture of health, but I didn't think I was headed for the last roundup.

Blind in the eye, so I see you with my heart

I have little art piece, a kind of short film thing I filmed with my friend. It's going to be 20 minutes, and we're going to submit it into festivals but also going to art galleries.

We might say that the earth has the spirit of growth; that its flesh is the soil.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

Less pains in the world a man cannot take than to bold his tongue.