I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference.

Fear is the greatest predator you encounter on your journey to greatness.

Nothing hath separated us from God but our own will or rather our own will is our separation from God.

Look to the Classics, History, to the Arts, for there is truth. Look away from the systems, the processes, the techniques.

I have been in the scholastic profession long enough to know that nobody enters it unless he has some very good reason that he is anxious to conceal.

The more a man drinketh of the world, the more it intoxicateth.

Simple honesty is so remarkable a quality. It is of the very essence of Integrity.

To a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish!

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Rewriting to me means, if I work on it for three days, I've rewritten it.