He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

We wandered in a frenzy and a dream (301).

Day and night cannot dwell together. The Red Man has ever fled the approach of the White Man, as the morning mist flees before the morning sun.

I have not lost faith in God. I have moments of anger and protest. Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.

The loans I took out for my undergraduate degree were manageable. But my legal education was more expensive, and I paid for it almost entirely through public and private loans.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

‎There's no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet in a hotel lobby.

It's dangerous to get calm. You need some nerves to work from, it's good energy. It's not good to have no nerves. You'd fall asleep on stage.

There's so many lessons I get from chess, it's incredible, but I think the biggest thing for me has always been is that losing is learning.

I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything.

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.