Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!

Be a candle of light in someone’s life this holy season.

There was only one reality, and Christ was Lord over all of it, or none.

Maybe you should stop putting so much faith into what you read in books.

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

I need a bodyguard." Simon eyed him. "Have you been watching The Bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with you and carry you around in my burly arms.

Something is always happening, even on the quietest days and deep into the night, if you stand a while and look.

[Bill Shawn] had always been in The New Yorker immaculately dressed - quietly, immaculately dressed, very soft-spoken. On the phone I could hardly hear him sometimes.

You do what you have to do or a bigger demon eats out your liver and uses your spine to pick its teeth. (Caleb)

There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life.

Melancholy is the nurse of frenzy.