It's dangerous to get calm. You need some nerves to work from, it's good energy. It's not good to have no nerves. You'd fall asleep on stage.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

I believe in a world of possibilities.

True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.

There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases it is the easiest thing of all to deceive ones self.

I'd almost say it's the worries that make married folks sacred to each other.

We have the resources (to end hunger), we know what has to be done, and it's something that can be achieved at a rather modest cost

I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.

You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references, sir.

History is what we bring to it, not just the events themselves, but how we interpret those events.

The public do not know enough to be experts, but know enough to decide between them.

Politeness is an inexpensive way to make friends.