He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

The beauty of a fragment is that it still supports the hope of brilliant completeness.

The Soul is attached to the world, and her Love contains the passion, beauty, and awe that make life worth living.

There are certain moments in life of open-minded people...which really make them hard not to believe in the existence of heaven.

I don't have a car."His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here, " I explained. "I'm on foot.""Angel, " he said in a way that sounded like he sincerely hoped I was joking.

Alienation and loneliness plant the seeds for rebellion and consciousness.

I was a mess when the movie [Into the Forest] ended and I had to say goodbye. It was one of the hardest endings.

If they stop loving, be grateful for that.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.