In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

The stars glittered through the atmosphere, and he thought of the distances that light must take to hit his eye at exactly that moment. Without him here, those photons would have been wasted.

Only God is not limited in anything.

I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.

Adversity itself may lead toward and not away from God and spiritual enlightenment; and privation may prove a source of strength if we can but keep a sweetness of mind and spirit.

I can't feel a thing; All mournful petal storms are dancing inside the very private spring of my head.

Man's destiny is nowhere spelled out, nor is his duty.

The creative processes are so mysterious.

Putting a stop to internet gambling is a necessary reform that targets flagrant violations of state and federal laws.

Home is a place where we all do as we please - usually regardless of the others.

Wits and swords are as straws against the wisdom of the Darkness.