Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

There is no vacation for a writer! Every moment of his life is work!

Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor; the enemy of the people. It will keep you insane your whole life.

I think the only thing that we even have a small tangent of reality or truth about is right now - the moment that is happening right this second. Everything else is up for grabs.

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".

I want Japan to think and say that we are better off for JPMorgan having been here through thick and thin.

I have seen so many extraordinary things, nothing seems extraordinary any more

To be a true explorer is to carry on your exploration even if it takes you to a place you didn't particularly plan to go to.

I would like to say that that even the teachings of the Koran cannot be exempted from criticism.

Independence can be tough. Without a studio to back you up, when you finish a feature and want to start a new project you have to start from zero.

I write a woman's oaths in water.