Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Wait, " said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?"All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.

What I love about our show is that it's so nuanced and feels very real to me. I think how it explores creativity in general is very real.

I asked no odds and I give none. A guy got in my way, I run over him.

This Thanksgiving, Americans are especially thankful for our freedom, and we are especially thankful to you, those who keep us free.

In the U.S., you have so many rules, everything's regulated and structured. When you make a mistake, you pay for it -a lot.

There's nothing you could really avoid about giving yourself to somebody who ultimately rejects you. That's just life.

Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus.

Those who in this world have the courage to try and solve in their own lives new problems of life, are the ones who raise society to greatness.

He who wins a thousand common hearts is entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero.