Happiness is an abstraction, it is a product of the imagination, it is a way of being moved, which depends entirely on our way of seeing and feeling.

Let us give ourselves indiscriminately to everything our passions suggest, and we will always be happy...Conscience is not the voice of Nature but only the voice of prejudice.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.

I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.

My passions, concentrated on a single point, resemble the rays of a sun assembled by a magnifying glass: they immediately set fire to whatever object they find in their way.

Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime? It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil.

Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change.

One must do violence to the object of one's desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater.

The ultimate way to reduce stress is find the cause and melt it away with love.

When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

You must have faith in God.

Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.

Twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

A good midfielder has eyes in the back of his head, that's the secret in a nutshell

I'm always trying to make people happy, that's really my theme on Vine. I always say I love life like crazy and I want people to love life like crazy too.

My roses are my jewels; the sun, moon, and stars my clocks; fruit and water my fare.

I haven't had a date in 26 years.