When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.

My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.

You’re everything to me. But at best, I’m just a memory to you.

Therefore, my brothers, I want you to know that through Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you.Acts 13:38

I exist no more, every moment a new being lives inside me.

Work hard, play hard, dream big, love loads, laugh as much as you can, and give back.

It amazes me that parents are allowed to raise kids. There's so much power and often very little accountability.

Man is a physical and spiritual epitome of the Universe.

Even for those to whom life and death are equal jests. There are some things that are still held in respect.

Satan's number one weapon is pride. God's number one defense is humility.

I have no formal culinary training, right.