Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You grow. You are large. You are a 19th century poem.All of America is inside you, a catalogue of lives and landand burrowing things.-From "Catalogue

...we must learn -once again- to regard Islam as the norm by which the world is to be judged.

Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn't what you GET for it, but what you BECOME for it.

I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.

Winning isn't worthwhile unless one has something finer and nobler behind it.

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

I can honestly say that retiring will put years on his career.

No terror state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq.

I have done my time living on the run. I'm British and I want to come home.

When you are looking to meet someone, you are looking to settle. Becaue you are not looking for someone, you are looking for anyone