God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant.

A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.

Stay strong! Your test will become your test-imony, your mess will become your mess-age.

Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. To these I commit my day.

Be patient. God is using today's difficulties to strengthen you for tomorrow. He is equipping you. The God who makes things grow will help you bear fruit.

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leave you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing, and listen as Heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner!

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right.

Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference.

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

He knew for certain that she belonged forever in his arms, just as he knew she didn’t realize it yet.

You never know how long you have-there might not BE a later-so don't let things go unsaid or unforgiven.

They possess the self- effacing virtues of people who are inclined to be useful but don’t need to prove anything to the world:

He came back full of life and hope and determination.

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

And just as I'm about to lay on the Yi-Wang-Smooth, I see Lay #1 and Lay #3 show up to our table and take the two empty seats nearby. From: "My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

Tobacco is America's greatest gift to the world!

Man is not in the world to set it right, but to see it rightly.