God is not dead-He is merely unemployed.

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

Every burden is a blessing.

Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

Anything Freed with Guns will Go Back Eventually.

YOU MIGHT LEAVE ME FOR MY BETTER OR WORST, BUT FOR ME, I WANNA LIVE WITH YOU FOR OUR BETTER AND WORST.

He only drinks when he gets depressed, ' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink.

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

You must do your damdest and win.

I can measure the motion of bodies but I cannot measure human folly.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.

Very little worth knowing is taught by fear.

The effect of violent dislike between groups has always created an indifference to the welfare and honor of the state.