God, how I hate the fact that I know this stuff. It only proves that it is possible to learn by osmosis.

Evil…doesn’t mean doing things that have bad consequences for people. It means private thoughts and actions that are not to “the Christian majority’s” private liking.

There are in life conjunctions of circumstances when the reproach that we are not Voltaires is least of all appropriate.

Even though you really don't feel like you're motivated to go to the gym, remember how good you felt after the last time you went. Keep that in the forefront of your brain.

The best manners are stained by haughtiness.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Keep it kickwriting at all costs too, that is, write only what kicks you and keeps you overtime awake from sheer mad joy.

When you've got the Daytona 500 out there at stake and everything riding on the line, guys go for it, and the guys that go for it are the ones that are either going to win or they're going to wreck.

Dreams are great. When they disappear you may still be there, but you will have ceased to live.

He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.

A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game.