God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you cannot be a sun that illuminates the light, be a moon that never tires of reflecting the light.

The light can only shine in the darkness.

Great ideas emerges from useless fragments of thoughts.

And do you know Monsieur Marius? I believe I was a little in love with you.

I do love the idea that something can make you forget that you're listening and just transport you to somewhere else in your head.

Even people who can't communicate can fall in love.

Investing is for wealth preservation, not wealth creation, so first you have to make wealth.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

It is only when we have lost them that we fully appreciate our blessings.

At one time I thought that if I could really understand renunciation and bodhichitta from the depths of my heart, then, for this lifetime that would be enough.