Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

In the history of the earth, the sun remains still.

If you want to do something healthy for yourself - focus on your internal relationship. A diet, external, or materialistic fix WON'T work.

I like simple men and complicated women.

He's firmly, irrevocably, unambiguously convinced that you're somebody worth dying for.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

NATO member states vary dramatically in their capability and in their political steadfastness.

I love to hand sew. I sometimes make clothing for my children, which of course they grow out of in a matter of minutes. I thoroughly love it.

One promises much, to avoid giving little.

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out. I have a great family and we spend all our time together. I work hard and play hard with them.