Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Waiting is often a decision not to accept responsibility and is one of the reasons why some people never reach their potential.

Love alone means nothing unless you have a tortured heart for it to soothe.

One kiss changed my life. Dibs on the rest of yours. ~Daniel

Synchronicity happens when we align with the flow of the universe rather than insisting the universe flow our way.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.

I've had a chance to see something that is way outside everybody else's frame of reference and gives a perspective that is very different from everyone else's.

God knows I detest slavery but it is an existing evil, and we must endure it and give it such protection as is guaranteed by the Constitution.

We all fear loneliness, madness, dying. Shakespeare and Walt Whitman, Leopardi and Hart Crane will not cure those fears. And yet these poets bring us fire and light.

I don't like it when a girl tries too hard to act cute or pretty.

Socrates said that, from above, the Earth looks like one of those twelve-patched leathern balls.