GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

In a fast, the body tears down its defective parts and then builds anew when eating is resumed.

There is no denial that you have the right to dream as big as you can possibly desire, but you must also be willing and able to work as hard as your dream requires.

None are so blind as those who will not see.

All men & women are created equal

The laws of Nature are written in the language of mathematics...the symbols are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without whose help it is impossible to comprehend a single word.

Endless conflicts. Endless misunderstanding. All life is that. Great and little cannot understand one another.

The U.S. isn't a perfect place, but it's better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff is there.

There are many ups and downs in everyone's life and when you're an actor usually you're a very sensitive human being.

Your opinion of yourself is your most important viewpoint. You are infinitely greater than you think you are.

The change between horse and buggy to automobile is a big change and there hasn't been a major change since.