Funny people don't really laugh very much.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.

As long as you know who you are, and see what makes you happy, it doesn't matte how others see you

Grace upon grace upon grace, until we have made our way home.

I know they were mean to me and to you, but helping them now is the right thing to do.

Cold is cold.

I've lived in California for half of my life. It's weird, everyone thinks of me as this guy who's from the South ... I'm really a Californian.

You can't be too right too soon and win elections.

The war on meth must be fought with a multi-pronged approach.

Less bitching...more learning.

The thing about nightmares was that you couldn't prepare for them. They sneaked up on you when you were most vulnerable.

In advertising, I was frustrated by having to deal with the client. It was the only time I really worked in a proper office, and I didn't like it-simple as that.