My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.

Your teacher might be a child who takes you by the hand and asks you a question that you hadn't considered before, and your answer to the child is your answer to yourself.

I've always been interested in science - one of my favourite books is James Watson's 'Molecular Biology of the Gene.'

What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he has or how he is regarded by others.

After President Obama, President Rodriguez... What's the worse that can happen? The border problem gets solved and the White House lawn looks better?

Not taking a risk is a risk. That's how I see it.

When the Democrat Party lost to Ronald Reagan in two landslides, it was the American people's fault. It was Reagan's fault.

When you are passionate about life, it keeps you young. Sometimes I wake up at 4:00 am just to see how my roses look.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

When the world wants too much And it feels cold and out of touch It's a beautiful place When you kiss my face from The Woman In Me

Successful people spend 10% of their time focused on the problems and 90% of the rest, focused on the solution.