Freedom without limits is just a word.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

When twilight drops her curtain down And pins it with a star Remember that you have a friend Though she may wander far.

Liberty will never yield equality. Freewill produces a mess that you either accept or reject in favor of slavery.

I offer you my soulWithin are my flawsMy grace, my kindnessMy love for you"The Offer

Learning is the knowledge of that which none but the learned know.

It's hard - some people get inspired by a feeling, but I'm mostly inspired by melodies.

Departure beyond the borders of my country is for me equivalent to death.

One of the chief uses of religion is that it makes us remember our coming from darkness, the simple fact that we are created.

If you come up with a new product, you can very easily track its contribution to the bottom line. But often the challenge can be both large and subtle.

Working together in helping nascent democracies in the task of reconstruction, in the task of development is another area where our two countries [India and the USA] can work together.

The greatest weapon in the world ... is ridicule.