Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The novel is a penetrating study of morals and ethics.

I know I may have done some bad things, but I'm not a bad person.

If you train yourself to listen to your intuition and to follow its bidding, you will greatly increase your percentage of success in life.

Integers are the fountainhead of all mathematics.

We are members of one body. We are responsible for each other.

What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade.

I love rock, pop, and funk. I love being able to blend these three and create something unique for people.

The woman that deliberates is lost.

You should only be doing that thing that lights up your soul.

The rich cannot accumulate wealth without the co-operation of the poor in society.