Forcing people into a situation where they're supposed to adore each other is probably bad. But letting people get on and off the 6 train without stabbing each other, that's good.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Where humanitysowed faith, hope, and unity, joy’s garden blossomed.

God will not come from Heaven to help us, but He’ll use the people around us for that

Over preparation paralyzes ideas

Love is the light of life, Happiness is the delight of life.

America has fought five wars since 1945 and has gained its objectives in only one of them, the Gulf War.

Men prosper or fail, survive or perish in proportion to the degree of their rationality.

I'm relaxed at the plate. I'm not trying to do too much.

I want to be the next Gisele Bundchen . Everything she does, who she is, what she's done, she's just amazing.

One person really can make a difference.

Every time passionate people fail, they are convinced that they are simply one step closer to fulfilling their dream.