For jokes as well as justice come in with speech.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.

Food is ever-changing and ever moving forward and getting more and more complex.

My father realised that for me to become a publisher in his firm would have been the end of the firm!

Buy clothes the size you want to wear.

Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?" Keith asked... "you all think you're Irish. What's the appeal? Do you like the accent more? Is it all the magical rocks? Oh, look, a lep­rechaun.

The good Shepherd dog knows his master almost better than himself and must wonder indeed at the lack of the reverse.

Science is a way of equipping yourself with the tools to interpret what happens in front of you.

I was driven completely by a desire to understand how cells worked.

Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.