Fine, I'll teach you, ''Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress.

The last thing I wanted was to fall in love because, deep down, I remembered that love hurt.

I'm crazy, Zed.' There, I'd admitted it.'Uh-huh. And I'm crazy too -about you.

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style.

What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ?

You have half our gifts. I the other. Together we make a whole. Together we are much more powerful.

Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!''Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?''If the shoe fits.''Sheesh, I hate tall girls.

Man as a thief cannot enjoy life he can only steal, kill and destroy harmony of society.

He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.

It’s an evil fate to fall into the hands of a persecutor who was once persecuted.

Nobody knows this crime territory better than Mark Langan. His authentic experience proves that he is an expert in telling a story worth listening to. --Alex Kava, NY Times Bestselling Crime Novelist

I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter Sellers, who is still probably my favourite comedian.

Only thanks to Pop Art, my painting has become understandable.

If you're too free, you're like the way Hong Kong is now. It's very chaotic.

There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

A woman's paradise is under her husband's foot