Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

I've had a wordless phase, and that's still not entirely over: what I sing is not always literally meant that way, and you can hear that in the way it is sung.

Patzer sees a check, gives a check.

I believe Satan exists for two reasons: first, the Bible says so, and second, I've done business with him.

What is genius? It is the power to be a boy again at will.

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

As you go through life, there are thousands of little forks in the road, and there are a few really big forks-those moments of reckoning, moments of truth.

Death is dreadful to the man whose all is extinguished with his life; but not to him whose glory never can die.

If penicillin had been judged by its toxicity to guinea pigs, it might never have been used by man.

To have any doubt in your body is the biggest weakness an athlete can have. There are times when I physically can't get myself to go for a skill because I'm thinking, 'My knee hurts really bad.'

What you see determines how you interpret the world, which in turn influences what you expect of the world and how you expect the story of your life to unfold.