My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

The Truth is, we all get lost as we try to find our way. Perhaps the key is to stop, take a look around and enjoy the scenery as we go.

Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.

I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.

In fact, the whole of mythology could be taken as a sort of projection of the collective unconscious

Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

This is a coca leaf. This is not cocaine. This represents the culture of indigenous people of the Andean region.

I come out of a strong oral tradition in the South.

On that Sunday morning the first thing that impressed the people who approached the tomb was the unusual position of the one and a half to two ton stone that had been lodged in front of the doorway.

The man who says that he does not deserve his wife is probably right, but not for the reasons he thinks.