I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Sovereignty, loyalty, and solitude.

In the middle of tranquillity, think about the people inside the storms! In your happy times, remember the unhappy!

Why do you care?" His eyes looked casually over my shoulder, down the hallway then flicked back to me. "Are you jealous?" his left eyebrow rose sli

I'm always easily frightened and I hate being scared. I've never been able to go on the haunted house rides at carnivals of anything like that my imagination just takes over!

God helps those who help others.

Dialogue in fiction is what characters do to one another.

I can no longer think of anything but you. In spite of myself, my imagination carries me to you. I grasp you, I kiss you, I caress you, a thousand of the most amorous caresses take possession of me.

Vicious habits are so odious and degrading that they transform the individual who practices them into an incarnate demon.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

Peace is wonderful, but / ecstatic dance is more fun / and less narcissistic