I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Nowadays, it's hard to find the best horror and to be interesting and to be afraid of it!

I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth.

No more excuses. I can't blame anything on my parents. I'm responsible for my mistakes and my choices.

When the outcome drives the process we will only ever go where we've already been. If process drives the outcome we may not know where we're going, but we will know we want to be there.

I ball all through the winter and I stunt all through the summer.

If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil.

Listen, you listen to the work and you decide whether you want to support it. But don't ask me why I'm doing it, because I really do not know the answer.

I'm very inspired by nature - you could say Mother Nature. I look at things around me and get all kinds of inspiration daily.

The end of writing is to instruct; the end of poetry is to instruct by pleasing.

I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.