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Jeff Smith Quotes: "Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class."

Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one."

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.




Jeff Smith Quotes: "How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand."

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't"

All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't




Jeff Smith Quotes: "CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!"

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it."

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour."

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.




Jeff Smith Quotes: "Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?"

Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit."

I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!"

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!



Jeff Smith Quotes: "[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons."

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture."

The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.




Jeff Smith Quotes: "That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do."

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people."

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute."

Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously."

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adult"

I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adult



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth."

Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!"

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."

I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression."

Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that."

Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!"

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist."

I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery."

I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.



Jeff Smith Quotes: "Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!"

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!



Jeff Smith Quotes: "I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction."

I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction.