Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

History is fiction.

My body doesn't have any rhythm, you know. I've got quite good rhythm when I'm singing but my feet are very much two left feet.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

You don't have to look a certain way to have a hit record.

He who prays without confidence cannot hope that his prayers will be granted.

The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.

Diligence is the mother of good fortune, and idleness, its opposite, never brought a man to the goal of any of his best wishes.

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

Her cover version of Smells Like Teen Spirit is the reason Kurt killed himself.

In the villages in Europe, there are still healers who tell stories.