You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning

Quizás aun no te comprenda. Pero, con un poco de tiempo, llegaré a entenderte. Y no habrá nadie en el mundo que te comprenda mejor que yo.

There's no point in knowing without enlightenment, yet edified insights arouse movement.

Take care of your life and the Lord will take care of your death.

Vision is easy. Ideas are even easier. It's execution that separates the amateurs from the pros.

To remember everything is a form of madness.

I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

You had to fight to get into the womb. Not only you but many souls rushed to enter, and the ones that won are you, and you and I. It was not an easy victory.

A play is a painting that moves. Instead of it holding still, and you are looking at it, you hold still and it scrolls by.