Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Jesus cares more about our effort than our accomplishments.

I have no other possessions of value but my soul.

To write is to make oneself the echo of what cannot cease speaking.

No matter how naturally gifted you are, it's your passion that's going to make you better and maybe touch some people.

The Service without Hope Is tenderest, I think-- ... There is no Diligence like that That knows not an Until

A lot of times I feel like people stick around in a relationship because they feel a primal need to be with that person for whatever reason.

Swords and knives make me feel vulnerable.

The politicians always told us that the Cold War stand-off could only change by way of nuclear war. None of them believed that such systemic change was possible.

Bad luck and (extreme) misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves