Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes perfectly with my personal tastes.

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely, Patriot

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Submit to the Father of spirit, God.

If you want to succeed in life you have to blaze your own paths

It is not logical that millions of modern adults and children around the world are suddenly becoming insulin resistant

Win or lose, I believe in giving my best and that is what I always do.

It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.

You accept things as they are, not as you wish they were in this moment...The past is history, the future is a mystery, and this moment is a gift. That is why this moment is called the present.

In essence the whole thing of life is to just keep trying to do good things. Just do good things for people.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

When I was young, my idea was to become a filmmaker.

She said I bet you dont remember me And I said only every other memory.