Erm, I don't really have any regrets.

I think that's the key to being a director: to be able to get the shot and move on quickly.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

We love the Stooges, and young kids today don't watch them. They think it's their dad's comedy. So we thought we could reintroduce them to a new audience.

Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging.

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing.

I just feel I'm on a different page from the reviewers, so I've learned not to care about them too much.

I feel reviewers are tougher on comedies in general. They don't take them seriously, and the ones that get great reviews are not necessarily the ones that I like.

What was the point of trying to run away if people were going to insist on reminding you of what you were running from?

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

marriage is mostly puttin' up with things, I reckon, when it ain't makin' believe.

In 1776, the Americans laid before Europe that noble Declaration, which ought to be hung up in the nursery of every king, and blazoned on the porch of every royal palace

If we lived for reality, we'd be dead, every last one of us. Only dreams keep us going.

Read as much as you can. Write only when you feel the inner need to do so. And don’t ever rush into print.

Most actors on most days don't think they're worthy.

By honoring the lives of those we admire, we make our own values known.

To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.

Encourage virtue in whatever heart it may have been driven into secrecy and sorrow by the shame and terror of the world.