Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works.

In dreams begins responsiblities.

For the animals in nature, everywhere is their houses! When we touch anywhere in nature, we must know that we knock their doors!

Compensate the lack of love from the world with an abundance of self-love. Work on happiness inside. The external world will respond.

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.

Audiences can be very judgmental.

Never run from what you don't understand, as it will be waiting for you every time you come to a stop.

The real us is pure love, pure light

You can't kill the truth.

Now there is one outstanding important fact regarding spaceship earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.