Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

If you want me to swim fast, you have to let me enjoy my life.

Okay, well, if motion is the constant, how can I remain in motion?

The crowd is not us. It never is.

Who cares about a kid from the Midwest writing pentameter? It's stupid.

Dream the dream, find that extraordinary vision, and keep it in focus.

When we succeeded in winning the Cold War, escaping a nuclear Armageddon that could have killed us all, the U.S. inevitably had a serious problem about an encore: what now for our place in the world?

Rock became an incredible commercial success, people just became bored with serious music, and it was forgotten.

When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

If hindrances obstruct the way, Thy magnanimity display. And let thy strength be seen: But O, if Fortune fill thy sail With more than a propitious gale, Take half thy canvas in.