Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

the song of the deadheavy as rain on the wide banana leaveshard as drums

Writers need faith, or else we can never trust the action of our words!

When I go to set, I try to make it a warm, inviting and happy set. We're all coming to work creating something, hopefully, beautiful together.

When people think of the outcomes of their decisions, they think much more short term than that. They think in terms of gains and losses.

I'm really not a bad person, by the way.

I fix things. Believe me, when you hear about tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it.

Competition is not only the basis of protection to the consumer, but is the incentive to progress.

No matter how much you want to be self-sufficient and alone, there is a natural human impulse to need something more than that.

The best thing you can do is go away from this saying, 'I can do this too,' because it's all possible and I'm living proof.

There is no set numerical value you can put on a pitcher. Theyre all different.