Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Make your life a meaningful one

I have diligently disciplined my life to search out life’s gifts in the places where life stores its scraps.

In the land of the ostriches, the blind are king. When politicians bury their head in the sand, ignorance rules the country. ( "High noon." )

Iron sharpeneth man so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.

For what you do to others, you do to yourself.

Regardless of how much is left in the tank, you gotta fight back!

I owe my success to expansion pitching, a short right field fence, and my hollow bats.

A man may be theologically knowing and spiritually ignorant.

I love being a mom. That's the best job I've ever had. All the other stuff I love the same, but being a mom trumps all of it.